Aurora Road

 

果然攢RP這種事是不分年齡種族國籍的﹐只要有心﹐人人皆可攢RP也﹗

話說最近羅馬的某傻狼攢RP已經攢到喪心病狂的地步了XDDD 

 

當初和Livorno打平後﹕

 

Mexes rues missed chances 

Philippe Mexes admits Roma’s Scudetto ambitions have collapsed because of their inability to beat “the little teams.”

 

Spalletti “devastated” at setback

Luciano Spalletti believes Roma lack the right attitude to win the Scudetto and was “devastated” at the outcome of today’s game.

 

Totti: “I'm worried”

“What do I think about the result? I don’t know. Frankly I’m more worried about my leg right now.”

 

DDR: *bursts into tears and crying like a baby*

Totti: Screw the Scudetto! Have my knee fixed first yo!

 

 

4-1大勝Torino後﹕

 

Totti: Scudetto is over

“The Scudetto? It’s going to be difficult. It’s 99 per cent over,” the captain told RAI Uno television.

 

Totti: *數手指* 所以說…哦﹐我們只有1%的機會奪冠﹐謝謝各位支持﹐明年再見~

 

 

米蘭德比後﹕

 

Totti: Scudetto to Inter

“Inter will certainly win. I have much regrets, but this is part of football.”

 

Totti: *繼續數手指* 我們現在頂多有2%的機會﹐所以還是明年再見吧~

 

 

Siena平Inter後﹕

 

“We are going to play this right to the end and must praise the Siena players and staff for their fair play, proving it doesn’t just belong to the English clubs,” said Daniele De Rossi.

“Nobody deserves the Scudetto as much as Roma this season, but we are duelling with a great side, even if they have rather lost their heads.”

 

DDR﹕ Scudetto! Scudetto! Scudetto~~~~~! *going crazy*

Totti: 孩子﹐你這麼高調RP之神會不高興的= =

 

Aquilani: We can win it

“To get to this point and then not believe we can do it when we have cut their lead to a single point would be a crime,” Aquilani claimed.

While injured teammate and captain Totti has declared that: “Inter will win against Parma, it’s already written,” Aquilani is more upbeat.

 

Aquilani: 我們會贏啦﹐笨蛋隊長會這麼說是因為他不能上場啦(←BS的語氣)

Totti: 最好是你這個死小鬼比我還要身體健康啊= =﹐這麼不會低調難怪RP之神不眷顧你

 

Totti: Inter Will Win It

Roma captain Francesco Totti is adamant that Inter will win the Scudetto on Sunday despite his team mates believing otherwise.

 

Totti:這些小鬼都不懂RP的重要性﹐每天都要說同一句話好累啊= =

 

Spalletti: We're the best

Luciano Spalletti insists Roma deserve to fight for the title until the end. “We were comfortably the best team in the second half of the season.”

 

Totti: 怒﹗那些小鬼不懂事就算了﹐Spal你湊甚麼熱鬧﹗可惡我要放大絕了﹗

 

 

Totti: Vince L'Inter (←字體超大隻還要是Bold)

 

 

連Channel 4都嘲笑他太迷信XD﹕

 

Superstitious Totti backs Inter

While Francesco Totti sticks to his superstitious guns, the Lega Calcio tries to find a way in which the Roma fans can travel to Catania after all.

The lead has been cut to just one point, but Er Pupone has decided his system of assuming Inter have the Scudetto under wraps is working.

“We have a slightly better chance than before, but even when we were at –11 points the team still believed,” commented Totti.

“Now we are –1 and have one more game to go, but certainly at the end of the day Inter will win it.” (你還真是有夠堅持的啊orz)

He said the same for the past three weeks, but the Nerazzurri have repeatedly stumbled when given the opportunity to seal up the Scudetto. (所以其實他是烏鴉嘴)

“Superstition is our only extra weapon now! (噗﹗說出來了﹗XDDD) I don’t know if Inter are the stronger team, as the statistics suggest we more or less evened out over the course of the campaign.

“They just had one more draw than we did and besides I think Roma played the best football in Italy and Europe. Unfortunately at this moment Inter are in front, so if they should take the title we’d stand and applaud.”

 

喔清潔工﹐難得看到你腦袋開竅不再糊塗不幹蠢事﹐真是讓我感動到淚流滿臉啊(噴)

讓我們一起加入Totti的攢RP行列吧~﹗(握拳)